Be sure to add this book to your coloring collection today! Also available from The Punny Coloring Book Collection are, 'Purrfectly Sweet Puns Coloring Book' and 'Christmas Puns Coloring Book'. For more information, see www.lefddesigns.com Found inside – Page 464No , I shouldn't be a smartass : I should be your pony , your show dog , your little trick bag mind - reader freak ! Take a drive over to ... Instead of being a smartass . Have I got it right ? ... She didn't even say Screw you , Pairis ! She just slapped ... Found inside – Page 135“They say women and men are so different in thought that they're almost like two separate species,” ... “You don't have to be such a smart-ass,” she says. Jen Lancaster had the perfect man, the perfect job, the perfect life and there was no reason to think it wouldn’t last. Or maybe there was, but Jen Lancaster was too busy being manicured, pedicured, and generally adored to notice. Found inside – Page 125The mistake pompous assholes like myself can make is that you keep pushing the other way , to be more and more and more ponderous . ... that ground it'll have some funny name for The sold over 10 copies , we're not allowed to Comics Journal , you know , referring to it be smart - ass bastards any more . Now as The Pompous Asshole Journal or some even if I say a like a book , someone on a thing . Found insideIf being in a warm, intimate space with a loved one is so desirable, feels so good and is often ... Why is it that sometimes your partner can genuinely say, ... Found inside – Page 232She's wondering if it's supposed to be some kind of smartass play on words or something , which if I'm as smart as it sounds like the doc's been telling her I am , I ... Rhinoceros , ” says Libby , like it's a perfectly normal word to say to someone . If you're looking for a punny book filled with vibrant, hilariously sarcastic puns, then this book is perfect for you! The Smart Ass Book of Puns will be sure to hit your punny bone and is the perfect gift for any pun-lover! Found insideAnd Daddy certainly didn't need another reason to be mean these days. The dean's secretary told me to sit and wait when I informed her I had been sent out ... Found inside – Page 215Around me I say they don't want me to die Do you know where they came from ... at one time therapist I say then add I'm sorry I don't mean to be a smart ass ... Found insideI remember one time when a business wanted someone removed from the store. ... and for a minute there, I thought I had met my match for being a smart-ass. Found inside – Page 140Now you have the balls to say someone likes you? Nobody likes you. ... I loved being a smartass to this guy. Belcher paused for a minute, ... Found inside“I found the front door ajar and someone appears to be hurt inside.” I didn't want to say that someone was cold as a dead carp but it was pretty ... Found inside – Page 186He looked at me because he could tell by the tone of my voice that I ... He liked who he liked and if he did not like someone, he would tell my mother. Found inside – Page 144Yes, I am just being a smart ass here! Ajob came open in a regular education classroom in their ... Needless to say she was not allowed to bump out. In this book, Rozniecki tackles every random topic a Mensa member could think up, and if it were possible, even more. Found insideI'm being a smartass. So, since you seem in no hurry to leave, how about explaining what you were doing across the road from Mae's building? Don't say you ... Found insideWriting Without Bullshit is the first comprehensive guide to writing for today’s world: a noisy environment where everyone reads what you write on a screen. The average news story now gets only 36 seconds of attention. Found inside“I was being a smartass, Landon,” she says, then gives me the address. “I don't ... “I wish you'd let me open the door for you,” I say as I join her on the sidewalk. “Why? ... “Maybe someone will cook for you,” she mumbles, not looking at me. Found inside – Page 197Once you've said no, soften it with a sincere thank—you for being asked or ... Smart Ass Buddy or an Integrity Highbrow Buddyiyoujust need someone to gently ... Found insideI want to reply, because he makes me want to be a smartass, but I can't speak. ... But it's a delightful confusion, wondering how someone can smell and ... Found inside – Page 164But they're truly in retreat , and then in 10 years , in the 70s , they're going to be in their 30s , and they're gonna be old ... --but someone , upon reading my book will probably pound on my door , detectives , and say that I've done the killing . Found inside – Page 247want to say his name. e name she had a crush on from day one of meeting him. e name who didn't know she existed. e name who seemed to be only interested in ... Found inside – Page 59Now, what does that say to you?” Frowning, Drummond snapped open his second beer. “It could say several things. One – that someone has screwed up badly in ... Found insideher twelfth rodeo, of the day, and the last thing they want to do is entertain a smart ass. Inane questions and comments such as, “Will it still be black ... Found inside... to a realization that someone speaking to me is upset, I wish I could say ... I realized that some places where I thought he was being a smart ass were ... But only if she can step into her growing power, heal her fractured soul and have the courage to shape her own future – and the future of a world cloven in two. Sarah J. Maas is a global #1 bestselling author. Found inside“And there's one more very important thing I need to tell you...the ... “I hear tale that our friend, Duke, here, had to be carried out of his last job. Found inside – Page 121Someone with your social skills? ... “If the bosses say you're valuable, then that's good enough for me.” “I'm flattered, but how could I possibly be ... Perfect Under $10 funny sarcastic journal notebook to give as a gift to a friend or coworker Looking for a funny gift for a coworker? This is a blank, lined notebook and makes a perfect gag gift for friends and family, male or female. Found inside – Page 62If you are clear of the smartass for the day, you will not get something like, ... Men that leave their mates to be with someone else, they are truly ... Found insideWhich was probably the case with everything I tended to say, because that was the way I ... 'How about being nice to someone for once in your life, Sionne? Perfect Under $10 funny sarcastic journal notebook to give as a gift to a friend or coworker Looking for a funny gift for a coworker? This is a blank, lined notebook and makes a perfect gag gift for friends and family, male or female. Inspired by her acclaimed one-woman show, this is a bitingly funny and keenly observed account of the cracks in our medical and social welfare system and how one woman's resilience combined with a generous dollop of humor helped her fight ... Found inside – Page 133As fast as the wind , ” yells someone . “ And even more ... I ' m thinking things ' ll change , so when Smartass says , “ I ' m scared , " I say , “ Me , too . " " Hey , King , ” says Smartass , " you ' re supposed to be in charge here . " “ Yeah ? " I say . Found inside – Page 39you could the other hand , should he really let her call him a smart - ass and get away with it ? 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